In an interview aired on Iqra TV on July 26, 2007 Al-Munajid declared:
There are rules of shari’a in everything. We have counted almost 70 rules about how to urinate and defecate. In contrast, how do those beasts in the West answer the call of nature? They stand in front of other people, in toilets at airports and other public places. They do not care about covering their private parts. Even their underwear is coloured and not white, so it can conceal all that filth.
The Freethinker › Satan’s behind all that bare Olympic flesh.
You all know I’m mostly posting this for kafirgirl’s amusement. 
But really, what is with these people, and their desperate fear of bodily functions and secretions? You know, I think the ancient Romans had the right idea — huge public toilets, just rows of seats, people sitting there crapping away and chatting like they’re doing something completely natural because — AHA! — they are. Heck, in Roman cities the tanner’s would have facilities outside their work for men to piss in, right there on the street — they needed the urine, after all, to tan hides, so why not collect it for free and provide a public service (ie, keeping walls clean) at the same time?
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21 August 2008 at 8:01 pm
Oh for fucks sake. The debbil dunnit. Of course.
And 70 rules about how to piss and shit? 70?? I can think of three:
1) Make sure you hit the seat before you release.
2) Keep a book in there, just in case you get bored.
3) 2-ply minimum. 1-ply is like sandpaper and should be outlawed.
21 August 2008 at 8:24 pm
I like the last bit about colored underwear, because he’s apparently under the impression that we don’t wash our butts. I mean, honestly, did he just accuse the entire West of having skid marks?
21 August 2008 at 8:36 pm
I thought he was offended that we wear colored underwear and not tighty whiteys. Those guys seriously have their fucking panties in a bunch over everything, huh?
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